Brahim Zaibat

I am suffering from a bout of  Madonna fever. In an effort to destroy Gaga's hallucinations that she is just like Our Royal Highness, Madonna. It is only fair to make mention of Madonna's 24 year old French-Algerian, her break dancer  boyfriend, BRAHIM ZAIBAT. Goodness he is hot. hot. The acrobatics darling is just out of this world. yes. you Brahim. The Islamic Abraham. Just poifect for our madge.

Brahim Zaibat

And the shot you see is real!!!! He is a break-dancer!

As we salivate !

Madonna and Brahim 

Did I mention? He is a devout Muslim ? 

Yes, Madonna, break the rules....that is how we love it. 

That is why I am a fan. 

As a woman, I am grateful for noble souls like Madonna. 

Her ex-bestie, Gwyneth Paltrow recently had this to say regarding extra-marital affairs ,

"Life is complicated and long and I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs.

It's like we're flawed — we're human beings and sometimes you make choices that other people are going to judge." -Mrs. Martin

Push the envelope much ? lol 

Press Play to see this Brahma as in Brahim ZaaaaZaibat! at work 

                                                 

Madonna is just amazing. If you hate this video, or cannot appreciate ALL of it. Then, I am not sorry for your loss. Glad I was not born a hater. I don't hate, NEVER, I take notes or 'was that what YOU were doing ? sit down jare.' lol

The Truth about Madonna

" I hate fags who hate women "--Madonna " truth or dare "

Madonna bug bit me at the age of 7!!!!. so , please Gaga and her over-the-top costumes is an insult to true connoisseurs of timeless good music.

Golden Squabs!

Golden Globes took place this past weekend at the Bevely Hilton in Beverly Hills, Kahliphorniayay!! lol   and one would think , the drama subsides when the director yells " Scene!", but never, ever, ever is that the case. Most "actors", okay, the politically correct term would be , "performers", never ever tone it down. They are always performing. So, Madonna, one of my icons happened to nab the award for Best Original Song,  " Masterpiece" , and god forbid according to  Queen Elton John's husband, David Furnish would not have it. Talk about being a sore loser. Dude, ok, we get it, you are gay , but please remember that we women have the periods and deal with menopause, so you still need to be a gentleman in the presence of our madge. ....madgilicious!!!!

 "And her criticism of Gaga shows how desperate she really is."--David Furnish on the Madonna.

If many of you remember the interview Madonna recently gave to ABC's 20/20, she was asked about her feelings towards Gaga and Madonna's response was , " Gaga is reductive" .  Madonna hit the nail on the head, because Gaga is a copycat. As in unoriginal. How is it that Gaga's " Born this Way" sounds eerily familiar to Madonna's " Express Yourself "?



Madonna's Blonde Ambition Tour , " Express Yourself "

As Madonna told NY Times,  "I certainly think she references me a lot in her work. Sometimes I think it's amusing and flattering." --Madonna.

At the end of the day, there is an undeniable rythm to Madonna's " Express Yourself " versus  the confusing Gaga's " Born this Way " ..see? copying is ill-advised.

However, Gaga's psycho comment on the whole matter is quite annoying. At what point do people realize that flattery is really not really a form a of compliment? "

" I genuinely love her so much. I think she is so amazing. She could never be replicated and, yes, I’m Italian, I’m from New York, and not for nothing, it’s not my fault that I kind of look like her, right?" --Gaga on Madonna's comment. No Gaga, you look nothing like Madonna.



Lady Gaga's "Born This Way."

Gaga is a nightmare.
PERIOD!

Some people stay up working their little minds over time just trying to find a link to their idol and Gaga took it too far, just like annoying family members, can . oops, did I say that ?

Every individual is uniquely and perfectly made. Find what makes you unique and stop negating self by wanting to be like someone else.  

Back to the David Furnish's comment on Madonna's take on copycat Gaga

"Madonna. Best song???? F--k off!!!" "--David Furnish

Clearly David needs a glass of champagne , because his comments make no sense at all. Gaga copied Madonna. And Madonna won the Golden Globe for her song. get over it.

Madonna's Golden Globe worthy "Masterpiece"

Dinner At Valentino's

Italian Designer, Valentino Garavani held a fabulous dinner at his French Chateau in celebration of his Fall-Winter 2010/2011 line on July 8th. It was definitely a soiree many of us  will happily forfeit our morals to attend. It was packed with A-listers in likes of  Gwyneth Paltrow, Clare Danes , Jessica Alba and who's who in fashion editing.

Man of the Evening Valentino

Tier's the word. Brilliant!

sideview of Clare's Valentino Neon-tiered gown

Clare Danes in Valentino. Love the two styles equally!

It's Leggy and Nice

Marc Jacobs accompanied by Dasha Zhukova

DJ, Jesus Luz.

Fellow designer Marc Jacobs as well as Christian Louboutin were also present. I am in love with Dasha's midriff ensemble.  Including Madonna's very sexy boyfriend, Jesus Luz, who was actually there for work as in Mr.DJ.......soiree, soiree!!

Jean Paul Gaultier debuts La Perla

Remember Madonna's Blonde Ambition tour? Good, well, remember those coned bras Lady M rocked that I am pretty sure every girl wanted when she was all grown -up? Good. The Designer of the prestigious Cone Bra, Jean Paul Gaultier has teamed up with respected French Lingerie Fashion House , La Perla! . Now we can all play sexy , playful Madonna to our mates in the privacy of our respective bedrooms.

 La Perla by Jean Paul Gaultier

I remember the first time I learned about La Perla, I was visiting my sister at her home in Orange County,California. Damn. damn..the price tags on La Perla lingerie is enough to make you scream , "why?!" . They are expensive and for good reason. Elegantly made with a woman's self esteem in mind. We love this collaboration . Mark your calendar for November and watch your piggy bank in order to cop a La Perla lingerie designed by Jean Paul Gaultier. at a Jean Paul Gaultier or La Perla store. You will not regret it  and your partner won't either.Spice, ladies. spice.

La Perla by Jean Paul Gaultier

Not so Complex Diva

image via Complex.com

Amber just completed one of her first assignments as a Ford Model in the August issue of Complex Magazine. The verdict? It's not too shabby, but it seems a bit expected. I want to see her not so sexy spread. It is a fact this woman is sexy, however in order to reach Supermodel, Legend status, we need to see a different side of Amber.

Amber had to this to say in relation to the "Madonna grabbed Amber's hard ass at the MET ball" incident.


Complex: What was it like meeting Madonna at the Met Gala?

Amber Rose: Well, that night I was around superstar celebrities, and I have to say this: Madonna was the most down-to-earth person there. She was dancing having a good time. Yeah, she put her hand on my butt to take a picture, but who wouldn’t brag about that, it’s fucking Madonna! Madonna reinvents herself every two years, she was amazing, and I put the picture on Twitter to be like, “Hey look, I have a picture with Madonna.” And then everyone’s like, “Oh, they’re having threesomes,” and it’s like, c’mon it’s so not true. It’s a fucking picture, relax.

MakeUnaTellAm : Is it a picture Amber ?  lool

Kate DATING A-Rod

Hmm...Kate Hudson and N.Y. Yankee baseball player Alex Rodriguez are an item. She's been all over New York city with Alex. She's even been spotted at his games. Interesting. The new couple were introduced by Adam Moudlin , a real estate agent .

So, last night, Kate & Alex were partying it up exclusively in Miami and were described as affectionate with one another. Not too long ago Alex was swirling it up with Madonna before his divorce from his wife roughed that affair up. Now, it looks like, just as Madonna has found love with hot Spanish god, Jesus Luz, Alex has equally found himself in a steamy love affair with Kate Hudson.

In case you were wondering what their mode of transportation was last night. None other than Alex's chauffeured Maybach.I've included a pic for your viewing pleasure.

Romancing Erotica

"Erotic, Erotic, put your hands all over my body",sang Madonna on her famed 1992 "Erotica" album and clearly at 50, Madonna is still an Erotic princess. Earlier this year, Steven Klein photographed Jesus Luz, Madge's current squeeze for a W spread and the results,....Breathtaking. Simply breathtaking.

Allegedly this is was their first meeting.

Amber Rose??

Yes Kanye's new bisexual woman....got a little love from Madonna at the MET ball. Madonna looks like her heart is about pop out as a result feeling on Amber's bodacious ass . Kanye's got mad fear in his eyes like he about to lose Amber to a white girl!!!!!!His lyrics y'all.