Take Me to Texas.

 

Music producer, Dallas Austin 

   So, while surfing the web, I came across this Dallas Austin picture and it touched a very  deep and naughty side of me. I am not sure why, maybe because I am a rebel and not easily understood by the boring amongst us. So, Monica got hitched this weekend and amongst the attendees was no other than , Dallas, just like my baby Alabama. It's no shocker, I prefer inventors in my circle. The elite, my shakaras. But what is us with the beads Dallas? A Chanel neck chain would've conveyed your badness much better. You are still hot.